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okay once this man named jorge had some stupid problem and the he was like wow a big cheese then he got shot. it was okay but not as okay as when you drive a bus into the cellar and it dances for you. if your just standing there does it mean anything sometikmes it does but then it's like refresh or i'll eat you alive but it's totally not like that people think you have to be like no or yes but your just like gety off the horse or i'll eat you MY NAMES GRAPES but some hobos don't know how to ramble and thats just wrong good rambles don't say ramble they say talk or sometjhing wanna know a fun word to say? granpa just say it...granpa
 
- - - Arthur

ARTHURS VERY GOOD STORY
 
The babble of madmen is much like string cheese it
grows and grows then stop mucasing all over creation
once if it had done nothing the masters would take it
into the cellar and poison them. The poor soldiers
cried but nothing ever happened. When Hans tried to
reach the Pepsi studded helmet of the Czar, he was
struck down by an evil sorcerer. I dont have the
money now jabba Ill bet you have try to run but
dont jump over the stream cool junk head. Dododd
Candy Cane man drives his 18 wheeler right into the
bar watching as the world around him transforms into a
swirling torrent of blarghness When toads leap they go
pop I wish I had the power to create any color choo
choo? When I had that power I could use it to rule the
world and pray the doctors were nice but then Id have
to like write or something but I wouldnt have to leap
with the cheese. When it goes but Simon was just there
and he said he saw Mr. c walking AROUND WITH A SHOTGUN
WE DONT KNOW HOW ONG IT CAN OPPOPARET AT6 THIS LEVEL
yes that was gud parmesan butter on my noodles no
sauce I dont like it makes noodles bad pin and
poodles that s a good book Know a word thats fun to
say? Granpa just say it.granpa.yeah it was tasty my
grains are feeling groovy lalalaa just dont give up
well have you out in a bit I dont have time for th
is now we dont want anyone disturbing him Oh Im
sorry children shes in seclusion why though we want
to see her Kalvinn loves DB but she changed her name
but its crazy making graPES WITH SHAVED ROCKS dont
drive in the dark WITH AN OLD MAN BECAUSE HE MIGHT
BITE YOUR leg damn caps lock I want to eat it oh yeah
just frown and then people are like dont drive too
long or Ill bleed all over you. I dont need shampoo
my hair is falling out maybe wax or juicy fruit thats
really gud bump bump bup dadf Meat sausage is gud its
better than all those other sausages I mean whats up
with tofu it tastes nasty I dont get if cabbage or
pork rinds mnn better Y? Huh dont stare at me like
that Im just jogging justly the barber is standing on
the corner. Its the plumber Ive come to fix the
sink. Got a broken face ddd DR. Jones My PhD ran away
with the spoon and then the killar termites started
multiplying but who needs math only crazy zaxons need
it whoo hooo divide I dare you You dare not you
psychopathic grapenut GrABOIDS WHAT? Wee jump of the
gravy train it drowning in my inanity for with out the
life raft bob couldnt build yeah I know crazy but
chooses orangutans bite down hardest when you spank
them with rods made of chrome steel. Stolen house
deeds are a bad thing the have a sinisterly purple
aura not then Crapes butt nugget, now thats just bad
when do you need to say that I have measured my life
in coffee spoons fear not Hobos I bring salvation in a
box behold the glory that is Sam What leads you to
believe that the soviets were involved? Well not
exactly we have been for a long time jump around jump
around but totally dont get off you know its gunna
start again but Joey we dont have to leave yet we
have 15 minutes oh well damn stupid head howdy pardner
hope yope loopy rams dont have to be this way you
know I have many others which can feel me I dont need
it anymore my my what have you done you chopped p his
brain you bloody baboon Intense skiers say what? Man
what the hell just dont even talk you cant know so
dont try to be cool. Dort John mclean who was done
first but who had the right answers butt out I dont
care anymore the loons kurback nigtoe araba Neer cry
for the untaosted fecal matter of lies tit multiplies
every sunrise copyleft bad dogs of the hell infested
grapenuts the chubby baker will take your soul to the
edge of insanity and rape it creating a new substance
and with it rule  the 4-deminsional world dont expect
it to go down easy it s spicy like the warmth of old

Thats all hes sent me for now